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Monday, December 31, 2007

Bubbly - Colbie Caillat

Will you count me in?

I've been awake for a while now
You got me feelin like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place

It starts in my toes
And I crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

The rain is falling on my window pane
But we are hiding in a safer place
Under covers staying dry and warm
You give me feelings that I adore
It starts in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

What am I gonna say
When you make me feel this way
I just mmmmm
And it starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
'Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth

And it stats in my soul
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feelin' shows
'cause you make me smile baby
Just take your time now
Holdin' me tight
Wherever wherever wherever you go
Wherever wherever wherever you go
wherever you goI always know
'Cause you make me smile
Even just for a while

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Tiger Lily - Matchbook Romance

we drive tonight,
and you are by my side.
We're talking about our lives,
like we've known each other forever.
the time flies by,
with the sound of your voice.
its close to paradise,
with the end surely near.
and if i could only stop the car
and hold onto you,
and never let go (and never let go)
i'll never let go (i'll never let go)
as we round the corner
to your house
you turned to me and said,
"i'll be going through withdrawal of you
for this one night we have spent."
and, i want to speak these words
but i guess i'll just bite my tongue,
and accept "someday, somehow"
as the words that we'll hang from.

and i (i..), i don't want to speak these words.
'cause i ('cause i..), i don't want to make things any worse.
and i (i..), i don't want to speak these words.
'cause i, i don't want to make things any worse.

why does tonight, have to end?
why don't we hit restart,
and pause it at our favorite parts.
we'll skip the goodbyes.
if i had it my way,
i'd turn the car around and runaway,
just you and i.

and i (i..), i don't want to speak these words.
'cause i ('cause i..), i don't want to make things any worse. (any worse)
and i (i..), i don't want to speak these words
'cause i, i don't want to make things
and i, i don't want to make things any worse

Wise Lines

1. A smile is a curve that can. Straighten out a lot of things.
2. Life is not measured by breaths we take in a moment but by moments that take our breaths away.
3. Life is short! If you don’t look around once in a while you might miss it
4. Those who are afraid to fall will never fly
5. Love your enemies... It really ticks them off
6. If you don't Stand for Something, You will Fall for Everything
7. The poorest man on earth is not the one who has no money, but is the one who has no dreams.
8. To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world
9. Look into the picture of your present life, for the picture determines your future
10. It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not
11. Be yourself, there are enough other people
12. Don’t frown, you never know who’s falling in love with your smile
13. If you can stay calm while everyone else is going mad, you probably haven't completely understood the situation!
14. FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!..
15. A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever
16. Don’t be afraid to expose yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you because when you decide it’s the right time it might be too late!
17. Sometimes it’s harder to say no when you really mean yes. It’s hard to close your eyes when you really want to see. But the hardest thing to do is to let go when you want to stay.
18. Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think
19. What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place?
20. You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more
21. To let go doesn't mean to stop caring. To let go is to learn there's something beyond. To let go means accepting reality. To let go is loving more because you only want the best.
22. If you are the flame you can't be burned
23. Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift that is why we call it the present!
24. Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes

Goodbye

Zai jian
Itte kimasu
Au revoir
Ciao
Adjö
Goodbye
Paalam

Where's the good in goodbye?

Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had
Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like
and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would
leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I

hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
Why does every film or scene that I saw about saying GOODBYE, floods my eyes with tears...
I dont want to cry, and I am not that emotional at all. It just that, there's something in GOODBYE that touches
my innerself and make me shed tears..
I can say that I dont like GOODBYE's. It is one of the toughest word EVER.
It can bring a person down.. sad.. it can take away a person's life and happiness.
It can make a person's life to be MISERABLE..

I just dont like GOODBYE's it hurts me inside...

Friday, November 02, 2007

Everything - Lifehouse

Find Me Here
Speak To Me
I want to feel you
I need to hear you
You are the light
That's leading me
To the place where I find peace again.

You are the strength, that keeps me walking.
You are the hope, that keeps me trusting.
You are the light to my soul.
You are my purpose...you're everything.

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

You calm the storms, and you give me rest.
You hold me in your hands, you won't let me fall.
You steal my heart, and you take my breath away.
Would you take me in? Take me deeper now?

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
And how can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Cause you're all I want, You're all I need
You're everything,everything
You're all I want your all I need
You're everything, everything.
You're all I want you're all I need.
You're everything, everything
You're all I want you're all I need, you're everything, everything.

And How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?
How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?
Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?

Sunday, October 28, 2007

When Im Gone - 3 Doors Down

"When I'm Gone"

There's another world inside of me
That you may never see
There're secrets in this life
That I can't hide
Somewhere in this darkness
There's a light that I can't find
Maybe it's too far away...
Or maybe I'm just blind...

Or maybe I'm just blind...

[Chorus]
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
Hold me when I'm scared
And love me when I'm gone
Everything I am
And everything in me
Wants to be the one
You wanted me to be
I'll never let you down
Even if I could
I'd give up everything
If only for your good
So hold me when I'm here
Right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared
You won't always be there
So love me when I'm gone

Love me when I'm gone...

When your education X-Ray
Cannot see under my skin
I won't tell you a damn thing
That I could not tell my friends
Roaming through this darkness
I'm alive but I'm alone
Part of me is fighting this
But part of me is gone

[Chorus]

Or maybe I'm just blind...

[Chorus]

Love me when I'm gone...

Love me when I'm gone
When I'm Gone
When I'm Gone
When I'm Gone

Missing Papa

everything seems to be okay lately..
but after a long period of time.. why do i breakdown??
today october 24,2007.. i cried..
I miss papa..and i just realize it now.. at this very moment... maybe if i didnt saw a father-daughter movie.. maybe i wont think like this..
its been two years.. i miss papa... i cant help it.. i just cry..
i didn't cry for a very long time.. i kept the longingness.. the pain..the hardships of losing a father..
hardships of missing one.. i should have papa.. papa shouldnt die.papa should be here,, i am so lonely..i feel so empty..
why is this tears keep falling in my cheeks..

i am strong.. shouldve not cry.. i must be brave..

i miss someone that scolds me.. someone to correct me when im wrong..
someone who makes me pout and laugh at the same time.
i miss the moments we're together..
i can feel that there's something missing...
im not whole.. pieces of me falled apart,, and i can feel it ryt now...

why i remember you in time like this.. i know im not paying a visit in your grave.. it was my fault.. i miss u papa.. i didnt remember you because the day of the souls is near,, i just did.. my heart cant take it..

Saturday, October 06, 2007

What Happen?? I WISH

since September 22 or later date..
ive seen extreme changes.. changes that I am not ready to accept..

once ive felt sweetness and caring and love.. now i am feeling bitterness and less importance..

i dunno where did i get this feeling..u know what? I HATE THIS..

where is the care you used to share with me..where is the sweetness i had seen.. where is the love that i used to feel.

why is there bitterness?what happen to the promise of forever? the promise of being always there? the promise of never ending caress that i should have?

whats the problem?what the hell is the problem.

after those words you've confessed.. those words that are not harmful,though it weakened my knees.. words that I know true..words that from your inner self that knows no lie.. what happen? what just happened?
i wish it never happen.. i wish i didn't get the chance to know what you feel,though its a relieve to me..i am happy coz you felt something that other people cant feel.and you got the guts to confess.. but what happen to us? i had accepted your confessions and its okay with me.. but what happen to you?you've turn your back away from me.. and it really hurt me.

maybe im just overreacting but this is real. i never knew that we will break apart.although you claim nothings change.. but hey, i am not blind i can see and feel the differences that arises between the two of us..besny I am hurt. and i cant help it.

I WISH I CAN TURN BACK TIME.. The time that we don't have this wall that keeps blocking our way to each other..I miss you.. i miss the whole you.. i miss the closeness we had once..

can i know whats running on your mind?can i know what's keeping you away from me? is it me? is it my attitude? is it really the "KEYT"?

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Anu ba tlga ang wanshishi~!??

natawa ako ng makita ko sa isa sa mga connected groups ko ang post na "ano nga ba ang WANSHISHI?", natawa din xa actually.. ako din natawa.. kasi simple word iba din pla ang meaning sa kanya or for other people also..

well for me, WANSHISHI~! is a word na nacreate ko sa RAGNAROK ONLINE..
sa RAGNAROK ang mga tawa kasi ng mga players ay, wakoko,wakeke,wapepe,wahaha..
ung friend ko may sariling trademark which is nuninuni..
so naicp ko na gusto ko din may trademark din ako (nainggit daw ba ^_^) maliban sa party name ko na palaging "am kyut and u're not" (trademark ko na din un eh.. tawag na sken kyut.. ahaha)

tas aun nabuo ko ang ACHICHI tas ANCHICHICHI.. tas one tym tumatawa ako In Real Life.. sabi ko WANCHICHI.. hanggang sa napapaulit ulit ko na un at naging WANSHISHI~!.. kc ang hirap bigkasin ng chi kesa sa shi.. ehehe

so for me..
WANSHISHI~! - means laugh , sometimes i use it when i have nothing to say.speechless in other words.pede din pag nagpapakyut aq.. wanshishi~!

so, madami na din pla gumagamit ng wanshishi~! iba ibang versions ng wanshishi~! uhmm do i need to say sorry? kc gamit ko na din xa.. although ngaun lng ako naging aware na several people use it.. i think since it is a WORD.. its free, right? ^_^

Wonderwall

Wonderwall by Oasis

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after an
You're my wonderwall

Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

Monday, September 24, 2007

Heart's Beating

Why when you choose to love.. it turns out a failure.??
To be hurt is natural.. but to be intentionally hurt is cruel..
How would you classify a serious intention over a tripper??
How can you sure that this is the right time??
Would you go for a friend or to someone who said "you love me but you dont know who I am"..

confusions. decisions.one wrong move could make me suffer.one move to know the transparency of the intention.one move to make a difference.

leave the past.face the future. be prepare.be wise.stay happy is the major goal.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Newly Found Besny

alam ko hnde aq naging mabuting kaibigan sau tpos my sakit k n nga inaaway pa kita ang sama ko tlga.. i just wanna say sori 4 all the things dat i had done.. and i know hnde aq karapatdapat maging best mo or friend dhil wla nga ako kwentang kaibgan.. cguro isip mo nagddrama aq.. at least i just want you to know that i dont want to see you sad and wag mo sana pababayaan ang sarili mo.. ghe til hir n lng., -sept142007 01:06AM

this was a text message from my called "besny"..
besny is formed last august 23,2007 by someone whom i preferred to be my best friend.. we had fights and argues and i don't know why its happening to us.. but seriously, he's a nice and real person.. real but i am taboo to meet him.. o.O we get along for a very short time and we got close to each other.. close that we called each other as besny (best friend).

as per the message above.. it definitely didn't end there. We reconcile and get along again.. we talked why we had fights so recent every after a happy moment with each other.. and as usual we didn't tame the answer.

but for the message above that i had receive.. although its full of depreciation and a landslide of self esteem its still indeed delivers a nice thought of being a good friend... a best friend.. and a somebody.

maybe the sender overlooked the fact that i can interpret the correct essence of whats he is stating.. yeah if you will read the message, it is plain and non sense but if you look deeper.. its a message of a confused but concerned person..

i had saw the sweetness and my importance to him(although it is not clear.)
and because of this I've decided not to lose this person.. I know someday, somehow he will be one of my special person whom i intend to remember.. whether he doesn't want me as his friend, besny or whatever.. i will not alleviate my concern and friendship I had offer to him once.

a best friend for me is a band of friendship for a lifetime. i don't care if i have a dozen of best friend, coz i know each one of them differ to one another. I'm happy coz i have a lot of best friend.. so many people to take care of me.. people who love me for me and accept me as me..

Monday, September 10, 2007

Beautiful girls



JoJo Lyrics

Love Stood Still

Love was a lighthouse
Guiding the way
We were two boats on the ocean
Following shadows that led us astray
Case of mistake and emotion
Suddenly you’ve drifted back to my arms
And while we are lost in the dark

[chorus]
Love stood still
Movin’ us together
Love stool still
Leading us towards each other
Now we’re back at the start
‘Coz while we were apart
Love stood still

Love was a fire
Burned down to the close
Waiting for something to spark
We were two fireflies
Thrown to the glow
Saying you lit the flames in my heart
I had my reasons for letting you
But holding you again
I know

[repeat chorus]

Now you ask me to stay
I’ll always feel this way
Now that nothing has ever changed

[repeat chorus]

Love stood still

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Shit Happens

AUGUST 03,2007 09:50AM

Got exhausted and a bit culture shocked. This happen in a blink of eye.A while ago I was so happy coz I can do things that I must do.. And then as fast as the lightning strikes.. the feeling of hapiness fade away and I became really upset... I shed a tear over this matter coz this is the only time again that i felt that something aint right.. Do I did something wrong?? Why do I have this feeling of confusion and the thought of having no one to support me... What is this? Did I step your egoes down? Did I overlapped your level? Did I conquer your limited knowledge? What did I do??? Am sorry if you think that I stepped and bypass you. I didnt meant it that way. All I want to do is to help and explain.. and since I know things that you dont know because of your temporary absence. I feel so upset.. I really like to help... I shed again a tear. Its so hard to work with an environment that you really dont know... It stress you up and leave you so damn dried.. Until it tears yourself into a million pieces...

And ohh, ONE PHRASE.. "THEY DRAG YOU DOWN"

Friday, August 03, 2007

Time In

LAST SONG SYNDROME
I heard this song in the radio and it keeps playing in my mind... nice rhythm and super outrageous lyrics... THUMBS UP!!!


Ako ang bida ngayon
(Masyado kang ambisyosa)
Wag kang kokontra kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha
(Kung kaya, e di subukan na)
Masipa sa mukha
(Sipain din sa mukha)

Ako ang bida ngayon
(Hanggang pangarap ka na lang)
Sa porma kong artista, daig ko pa si Nora at si Vilma
(Wag ka nang umasa pa)
Si Nora at si Vilma
(Ilusyunada ka)

[Refrain]
Dahil
Ngayong gabi, ako'y titingalain
Ngayong gabi

[Chorus]
Ako si Darna, ako ang diyosa
Ako ang talang nagniningning sa kalangitan
Ako si Wonder Woman, ako ang superstar
Akin ang sandali, ako ang reyna ng gabi

Ikaw ang bida ngayon
(Ako na nga ang bida ngayon)
Ang mga kababaihan, silaw sa iyong kagandahan
(Pinagmamasdan)

Ikaw ang-Miss Universe namin

[repeat Refrain and Chorus]

Hanggang kailan kaya
Ikaw si Cinderella
Hanggang kailan kaya
Hanggang kailan kaya

Alas-nuebe na, traffic pa
Kailangan ko nang magmadali
At magta-time in pa
Male-late na naman ako
Sa trabaho kong ito
Siguradong sabon ang aabutin ko
Sa aking among gwapo
Na hindi ko kayang abutin
Hanggang tingin na lamang ba ako
Sa aking Prince Charming

Ngunit
Malapit na, magugulat ka

[repeat Chorus]

Reyna ng gabi

Ako si Darna
Ay, cinderella pala

Monday, July 30, 2007

A Romantic Story

My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders.

Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness.

I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings, I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband, is my c! omplete opposite, his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about love. One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.

"Why?" he asked, shocked. "I am tired, there are no reasons for everything in the world!" I answered.

He kept silent the whole night, seems to be in deep thought with a lighted cigarette at all times.

My feeling of disappointment only increased, here was a man who can't even express his predicame! nt, what else can I hope from him?

And finally he asked me:" What can I do to change your mind?" Somebody said it right, it's hard to change a person's personality, and I guess, I have started losing faith in him.

Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered : "Here is the question, if you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind, Let's say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death, will you do it for me?"

He said :" I will give you your answer tomorrow...." My hopes just sank by li! stening to his response.

I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting, underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes....

My dear,

"I would not pick that flower for you, but please allow me to explain the reasons further.."

This first line was already breaking my heart. I! continued reading.

"When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, and you cry in front of the screen, I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.

You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you.

You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city, I have to save my eyes to show you the way.

You always have the cramps whenever your "good friend" approaches every month, I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy.

You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.

You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes, I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails,and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand... and tell you the colo! ur offlowers, just like the color of the glow on your young face...

Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do... I could not pick that flower yet, and die.. "

My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting... and as I conntinue on reading...

"Now, that you have finished reading my answer, if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk...

I rush to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread....

Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone...

That's life, and love. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.

Love shows up in all forms, even very small and cheeky forms, it has never been a model, it could be the most dull and boring form.. . flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands... and that's our life... Love, not words win arguments...

Do I need a reason??

Lady: Why do you like me..?
Why do you love me?
 
Man: I can't tell the reason.. but I really like  
you..
 
Lady: You can't even tell me the reason... 
How can you say you like me?
How can you say you love me?
 
Man: I really don't know the reason,
but I can prove that I love you.
 
Lady: Proof? No! I want you to tell me the 
reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why  
he loves her but not you!
 
Man: Ok ok!!! Erm... because you're beautiful, 
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements..
 
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met  
an accident and became a vegetable.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and  
here is the content:
 
Dearest,
 
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...  
Now can you talk? No!
Therefore I cannot love you.
 
Because of your care and concern that I like 
you.. Now that you cannot show them, 
therefore I cannot love you.
 
Because of your smile, because of your every 
movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
 
If love needs a reason, like now, there is no  
reason for me to love you anymore.
 
But does love need a reason?
I still love you... Because love doesn't need one.


sweet. thats the answer to the nagging factor of an individual..
it is a question that is really hard to answer but can be show by someone without limits..

Friday, July 27, 2007

Whats it in a name?

I attended a party this past weekend.After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted anattractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approachedand asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen." Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with"That's a beautiful name, is it a family name?""No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."Then she asked, "What's your name?""Cycletits," I replied.

Call Center Conversation

This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power...................................... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer!!!!!"

30 Fun Things To Do While Driving

1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio

3. At stoplights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: chicken suit

5. Write the words "Help me!" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at green lights.

9. Go at the red lights.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly

13. Honk frequently without motivation.

14. Sing without having the radio on

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who's boss

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stoplight.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear view window. Talk to them and stroke them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. Keep at least five cats in the car.

23. Root for firetrucks

24. Talk to your reflection in the rear and side view mirrors.

25. Cry hysterically.

26. Turn on the radio and sing a different song than what's being played. Loudly.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray to roadkill.

29. Throw spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw spam at them.

84 Ways to Tell if youre a Real Filipino

1) You're related to everyone.
2) Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy."
3) You have uncles and aunts named Boy, Girlie, or Baby.
4) You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables, such as Jun-Jun, Ling-Ling, Mon-Mon, Ric-Ric.
5) You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito"and "Tita."
6) All of your children have two or more names.
7) You greet your elders with respect by placing their hands to your forehead and asking for their blessing.
8) You always kiss your relatives on the cheek to say hello or goodbye.
9) Your grandmother greets you by giving you "smelling kisses."
10) You live with your parents even after you've married, divorced, separated or have children of your own.
11) You can't build or buy a house unless you first consult a feng shui expert.
12) Your house has a distinctive smell of the orient.
13) You display in your living room your family's framed diplomas, certificates, trophies and photos of relatives.
14) You decorate your dining room wall with a giant wooden spoon and fork and a picture of the Last Supper.
15) You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or bed sheets to keep the dust away.
16) Most of your home decor is made out of wicker.
17) Your house has a "dirty" kitchen and a "clean" kitchen.
18) Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.
19) You recycle plastic shopping bags as garbage bags.
20) You have a piano or electronic music keyboard that no one plays.
21) You keep a "tabo" in your bathroom.
22) You own a "barrel man."
23) You use a stone to scrub yourself in the shower.
24) You use Vicks Vapor Rub as an insect repellent.
25) Your meal isn't complete without white rice.
26) You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.
27) You can't eat a meal without a spoon and fork.
28) When there is a party, you always cook three times more than what your visitors can consume.
29) Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.
30) You can't enjoy a meal without suka, patis or bagoong.
31) You eat fried Spam and hotdogs with rice.
32) You eat mangoes with rice - with great gusto.
33) You enjoy chocolate rice pudding and fried dried salted fish together for breakfast.
34) You tail an ambulance or a police car just to beat the traffic.
35) Your car horn can laugh, bark, or moo.
36) Your car plays a song when it backs up.
37) You can squeeze 15 passengers into your Mini or Honda Civic without a second thought.
38) You think traffic regulations are recommendations, not rules.
39) You think that traffic signs apply to everybody except yourself.
40) You think the best drivers are Filipinos.
41) You point to a direction by pouting your lips.
42) You eat using your hands and have it down to a technique.
43) Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
44) You always try your luck at check-in before departure by being overweight with your baggage.
45) You return after a holiday from the Philippines by smuggling karaoke or Filipino movie VCDs, exotic foods and fresh veggies that cannot be found anywhere in the world.
46) You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir's sake."
47) You go to a department store or any shop for that matter and try to bargain the listed prices.
48) You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.
49) You scratch your head when you don't know the answer.
50) You play pusoy, mahjong, or tong-hits.
51) You put your hand in front of you to make a path and say "Excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of them as a respect.
52) You buy tons of bath towels when they go on sale.
53) You still keep or even wear those outdated clothes you had when you first came to your adopted country.
54) You say, "comfort room" instead of "bathroom."
55) You say, "for take out or take away" instead of "to go."
56) You "open" or "close" the lights.
57) You ask for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste."
58) You say "Kodak an" instead of "take a picture."
59) You turn around when someone whistles or whispers "Pssssssst."
60) You say "Cutex" instead of "nail polish."
61) You say "he" when you mean "she" and vice-versa.
62) You say, "air-con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
63) You pronounce "F" for "P" or "P" for "F".
64) You own a karaoke system.
65) You have 5 pairs of tsinelas or slippers on your doorstep or shoe cupboard.
66) You refer to your VCR as the "Betamax."
67) You have a rice dispenser with a matching rice cooker.
68) You own a Mercedes Benz and call it "chedeng."
69) You have a holy article or a "My Shaldan" air freshener or a miniature fake banana toy hanging somewhere inside the car.
70) You were raised to believe that every Filipino has an aunt, uncle, and cousins. Your mom, sister, or another female relative is a nurse or teacher.
72) You consider "dilis" or fried dried anchovies the Filipino equivalent of Frenchfries.
73) You dip bread/toast/biscuit in your drink, coffee or hot chocolate drink.
74) "Goldilocks" means more to you than just a character in a fairy tale.
75) Your "baon" or pack lunch is usually something over rice.
76) You eat rice for breakfast.
77) You wash and re-use plastic utensils and Styrofoam cups.
78) You have a supply of frozen "lumpia" or spring roll in the freezer.
79) You have an ice-shaver for making halo-halo.
80) You got to have a bottle of "Jufran" handy at all times.
81) You know that chocolate meat isn't really made out of chocolate.
82) You spend Holy Week either performing acts of penitence or vacationing.
83) You get together with the family at a cemetery on All Saints' Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves. And finally,
84) You think the Christmas season begins in September and ends in January.

Wit and Class of a Filipino

A Filipino walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to the Philippines on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Filipino hands over the keys of a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Filipino produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pinoy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Pinoy returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Pinoy replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Friday, July 20, 2007

What Baby Are you?


hihi.. ako JULY ^_^

Jan
---------------JANUARY BABY--------------------
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
*Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet
Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance
Your personality.
Those of us born in January are not stubborn. We just happen to be right.
February
----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
New and realize that you are a perfect match.
Mar
-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and
Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
And sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
Feelings. Observant and assesses others.
Apr
------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
Work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
Memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
For information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
Make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
Others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
Traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
Repost this in 5 mins, a Cutie that's caught your eye
Will introduce themselves and you will realize that
You are very much alike in the next 2 days.
May
-----------------MAY BABY -----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
Highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
Literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislikes
Being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
Next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
You do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
June
------------JUNE BABY -------------
You've got the best personality and are an
Absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
New friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
And more than likely have a very attractive
Partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
That you have a massive record collection. You
Have a great choice in films, and may one day
Become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
You've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
Will meet someone that may possibly become
One of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
July
----------------JULY BABY --------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
Consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
Feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
Spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
And forms impressions carefully. Caring and
Loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
Sympathy.
Wary and sharp. Judges people
Through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
In studying. Loves to be with friends Always broods
About the past an d the old friends. Waits for
Friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
Unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
But takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
Aug
------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.
Sep
------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins, someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.
Oct
---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will
not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
Nov
---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.
Dec
---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music. ]